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Me, back in 98 Image:  kalt98.jpg  282x330 75,362 bytes  June 12, 2000
Blah, this would be me, a ways back, I'm guessing it was 1998, but it could be even sooner then this. Beleive it or not, this photo was taken at a bar, for a 'yahoo chat' meet. Yeah, I used to hang out in yahoo a long way back. Hey, I didn't have much to do.

Picture taken at my last job Image:  kaltpose1.jpg  640x480 35,984 bytes  Janurary 22, 2001
This was a shot taken while I was still working for United Airlines, Basically a couple of test shots to be sure the new digital camera we bought for the office was working correctly. Funny these turned out to be some of the better pictures I have of myself.

Picture taken at my last job Image:  kaltpose2.jpg  640x480 37,620 bytes  Janurary 22, 2001
Same camera, same place, same bat time... I still don't know if I look better with or without glasses. Hell in this picture,I think I look like I'm trying to pass a kidney stone and not show it.

Mein Bruder Image:  jim.jpg  640x480 36,686 bytes  June 24, 2000
This would be the brother (picture put here at his request) back in something like 2000. I can't tell if he was stoned, or constipated when this shot was taken, I still pick fun at him about it. "What are you trying to do? Fall over?"

What do you think you are, a cowboy? Image:  kaltengland.jpg  653x386 30,676 bytes  May 6, 2002
A composite shot of me while I was tramping around in England. Waiting at the train station, Standing on the cliffs of the Southern part of the Isle of Whyte, and standing outside one of my campgrounds respectivly. The entire trip was loads of fun, (busted ankle, Fell into way too many bogs, and ran out of money) And I would do it again in a second.

Who gave that idiot a sword Image:  kalte1.jpg  768x512 27,515 bytes  October 20, 2001
Fun with fire... A getaway trip up to northern Michigan with a couple of other dragons, Of course I bring along my Katana and someone else had a farily good camera, and a leather cloak... hehe, is that a big pile of firewood near by? Yeah, we had alot of fun while we were up there. This picture really doesn't do how I actually looked justice, but oh well, it was taken at night, and shots like that are a pain with out lots of setup.

Dirty, greasy, and loving it Image:  kalt_n_blues.jpg  609x411 61,562 bytes  October 22, 2000
Doing the thing I love the most. Swearing, cussing, busting my knuckles and getting incredibly frustrated at the complete idiot that designed this.... Heh, rebuilding things. At the time, it happened to be this motorcycle.

Yes, this was a complete motorcycle at one time Image:  1_2assembled.jpg  609x411 48,564 bytes  October 22, 2000
1984 Honda Interceptor 700VFR, made famous by the movie 'Top Gun.' I basically ripped the thing totally apart, rebuilt it from the ground up. Engine rebuild, having the frame and accessories powder coated either gloss red or black, and putting a lot of TLC into this damn thing. It's a pretty sharp looking bike now.

Vrooom! Image:  bikefinished.jpg  444x247 68,451 bytes  October 28, 2000
This isn't exactly the best shot I have of the bike, but its the only one I've got scanned. Taken at night (obviously) In the day, the bike looks like greased lightning.

Alas, I knew her well Image:  oldbike_andhonda.jpg  604x382 63,430 bytes  July 25, 2000
In the foreground, we see my first motorcycle. A 1980 Kawasaki 550, I bought it for $300 from some college student down on his luck. I went through and completely rebuilt the bike, and gave it a whole 'Mad Max' motif, Flat black everything, scratches, and a well placed dent here and there. The area I was living in, wasn't that great and had the bike looked any better, I would have not found it the next morning, so to speak. I've long since sold the bike, but it was a fun ride. The background you see my 1994 Honda Passport. Love this Car, its the one possession I have which I'm actually proud to say "Yeah, thats mine" And not hang my head in shame. Note: As of October, 2002 I finally got this car back to running status and is now on the road again.

What are you lookin at? Image:  too_serious.jpg  656x1468 132,856 bytes  August 28, 2002  New Image
Everyone beware, I've now got access to a digital Camera... hehe. Actually these were just some screwing around shots I wanted to take, As the main reason for borrowing the camera was to get some detailed pictures of the new statue that was given to me by Rainy, See the Art Page. also, to get some evidence of myself having long hair, before I'll likely have to cut it off for whatever crap job I end up with.

Dammit, this pose commands respect! Image:  the_general.jpg  448x899 50,176 bytes  August 28, 2002  New Image
At the request of the brother again, He wanted this put up. he's a reservist, and he actually does have a commanding general which will strut around like a cock in a hen house, then 'strike a pose' ... just like this, no joke. Complete with the chrome plated pistol at his side, and A perfectly decked out Uniform, He's the perfect example of everything that's done to movies which humor the military. This Stance has become known to us as 'The Generals Pose'.

Surfs up! Image:  surfin.jpg  800x541 78,747 bytes  August 28, 2002  New Image
Yes, I'm Surfing my wonderful car, the Illustrious 'Pimpsmack' - This car is the epitome of everything and anything that could ever go wrong with a car. I'll just leave it at that. And, if your really feeling like torturing yourself, a small 3mb Quicktime Movie Of me doing the Pimpsmack Shuffle.

Show me those muscles Image:  pimpsmack_lift  688x730 64,065 bytes  August 28, 2002  New Image
Once again, me and the brother being idiots, and screwing around with the camera. Believe it or not, this car is light enough (or we're just strong enough) to lift the rear end of this car by ourselves... So here we are.